Sunday, October 16, 2005

For the English teachers in all of us:

If teachers taught,
why haven't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger:
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2
indices?

7 Comments:

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10/16/2005 10:12 PM  
Blogger Siam Sam said...

I really like the way that you write . . . thoughtful.

sam

10/19/2005 11:30 AM  
Blogger attawie said...

sorry I didn't write i got this by e-mail.

I liked it so I posted it.

thanks

10/19/2005 2:21 PM  
Blogger Konfused Kid said...

ur approach to blogging is very interesting

check me out...u may like me.

c ya

10/21/2005 8:31 PM  
Blogger Caesar of Pentra said...

Boring Poetry!
But hold on a minute... You are talented!
By the way, you can hit me back!


C U

Caesar in Baghdad

10/22/2005 3:40 PM  
Blogger attawie said...

my poetry could be boring for u if u don't know its topic. My friends who know what i'm going through and know my mentality can tell me if it was boring.

any way I'm writing. who wants to read can read and if u want u can criticize me. and do u know what? I may then write better poems.

Caesar of pentra.. you are free to say what you think of my writing.

The kid.. I checked your blog. We share the same taste.

thanx for passing by

10/23/2005 2:37 PM  
Blogger aNarki-13 said...

self-p*mping attempts by the couple kiddo vs. pentra!

:D

nice post.
I heard the name "Taboo" around somewhere.. no really, I had something to do with someone who was in it.. I wonder.

were u ever on the old uruklink/warkaa mail groups? or any of the other girls?

I know I can remember.. just gimme time!

check them both out, the Kid is nice and confused, Pentra is just confused..

But who am I to give judgement?

"Judge not, lest thee be judged yourself.."

cheers.

10/24/2005 5:50 PM  

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